{"id":1118,"date":"2010-04-30T19:54:07","date_gmt":"2010-05-01T00:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/?p=1118"},"modified":"2010-05-15T14:18:45","modified_gmt":"2010-05-15T19:18:45","slug":"brittney-sayings-from-glee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/30\/brittney-sayings-from-glee\/","title":{"rendered":"Brittney sayings from Glee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brittney is a blond cheerleader played by Heather Morris on the FOX musical TV show Glee. Below are a list of her sayings, help me add more:<\/p>\n<p>Wheels (#1.9): <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8yOd3-fvIV4\">I find recipes&#8230;confusing.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Hell-O (#1.14): Sometimes I forget my middle name. <\/p>\n<p>Hell-O (#1.14): <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5CasgoSJmnI\">Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Home (#1.16) I&#8217;m pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.<\/p>\n<p>Bad Reputation(#1.19):<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been here since first period. I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I can&#8217;t remember how to leave.<\/p>\n<p>Laryngitis (#1.20): So you&#8217;re pretty much the only guy in this school I haven&#8217;t made out with because I thought you were capital G gay, but now that you&#8217;re not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me.<\/p>\n<p>Other Episodes:<br \/>\nWhen I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.<\/p>\n<p>Reference: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvguide.com\/tvshows\/glee\/episodes-season-1\/296380\">Glee Episode List<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brittney is a blond cheerleader played by Heather Morris on the FOX musical TV show Glee. Below are a list of her sayings, help me add more: Wheels (#1.9): I find recipes&#8230;confusing. Hell-O (#1.14): Sometimes I forget my middle name. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/30\/brittney-sayings-from-glee\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[90,89,91],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary","tag-brittney","tag-glee","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.summet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}